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Torture, Rendition “Not Such Good Ideas After All”

WASHINGTON — In response to 36 million handwritten letters, the president made a formal apology today to Canadian citizen and extraordinary rendition victim Maher Arar and presented him with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Mr. Arar was a software engineer changing planes at J.F.K. Airport on his way home to Canada from a family vacation when he was detained, kept from counsel, and sent to Syria for a year of torture and interrogation.

The letters in support of Mr. Arar were part of a campaign organized by a coalition of human rights groups including Witness Against Torture, Amnesty International, the Center for Constitutional Rights, and MoveOn.org. His case has come to represent some of the worst excesses of the previous administration’s national security policies.

The context for the apology is the White House’s new Truth and Prosecution Program, which has exposed and reversed policy on secret C.I.A. interrogation and torture centers worldwide, warrantless wiretapping, illegal infiltration of activist meetings (and Quaker quilting bees), and extraordinary rendition, the extrajudicial transfer of suspected terrorists to countries known to torture prisoners.

The program works to assist the Attorney General’s criminal prosecutions of former Bush administration officials for their role in torture policy and taking the country to war under false pretenses.

In a prepared statement, White House Press Secretary Samantha Bee said, “We will not condone torture, nor outsource torture. Maher Arar can never regain that year of his life, when our country sent him to be tortured in Syria, but the Medal of Freedom at least recognizes his heroic fight to assure that what happened to him will never again happen to anyone else.” Bee also noted that the U.S. is matching Canada’s $10 million compensation to Mr. Arar for his ordeal, “but in real money.”

In a tearful interview on ABC’s daytime talk show “The View” earlier this week, former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, currently awaiting trial, told Elisabeth Hasselbeck that he hoped the world would not remember him as the man who brought torture out of the dungeon and into the Executive branch. “Maybe the whole torture thing wasn’t such a good idea after all,” he said. “I just hope people also remember my way with words, and peer through that to the essence, where I am also a, at least some kind of, father.”

11 Comments so far ...

Where can I pick up my $3000 apology check for having been spied on by the former rogue government?

And have we worked out reparations for the hundreds of folks tortured at Gitmo? They all got offered US citizenship and government jobs, but I haven’t seen any stats about how many accepted.

Comment on November 12, 2008 09:21 pm
2. Steve-O

What about reparations for the “detainees” at Guantanamo Bay? I heard that Bush’s “Justice” Department proposed giving each one a t-shirt that reads “I SPENT SEVEN YEARS AT GITMO WITHOUT ACCESS TO LEGAL COUNSEL OR EVEN BEING CHARGED WITH A CRIME AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT.”

Comment on November 13, 2008 11:02 am
3. Very Funny

The posts are ever funnier than the story.

Comment on November 13, 2008 12:11 pm

[...] July 4, 2009 were handed out to commuters in morning rush hour in several American cities. The story on rendition leads with an apology to Maher Arar, and ends with former Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld, [...]

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5. Foobar

Rush Limbag announced today that the proceeds from the sale of his clever “Camp Gitmo” attire - available from his website - will be donated to anti-torture human-rights groups and to fraternities who are assisting pledges get over a good ribbing.

Comment on November 13, 2008 06:44 pm
6. mmp

yes - rummie - the man of these existential words: “There are things we know we know, there are things we know we don’t know, and there are things we don’t know we don’t know.” - or something close. ah, how sage those words sound from this vantage point.

Comment on November 13, 2008 07:37 pm
7. planet kashmiryat

All right, give it up. I’ve been reading several of these articles and this one is the last straw - who created this web site? It’s The Onion in disguise, isn’t it? There is NO WAY that the NY Times could be capable of this level of satirical humour, the same shrill hacks who only a few months ago published a hysterical rant by Edward Luttwack about how Muslims would be required under Islamic law to kill Obama if he were elected. No freaking way.

Comment on November 14, 2008 01:30 am
8. Brazillian Reader

to Seteve-O:
huahauhauhauhauhauhauha hilarious

Comment on November 14, 2008 02:05 am

[...] So why does the idea of “Medicare for all” seem so far-fetched?  Is it really on “that’ll never happen” par with Donald Rumsfeld tearfully admitting on ”The View” that ”the whole torture thing wasn’t such a good idea” (as reported in another mock NYT article)? [...]

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10. Joe

White House press secretary Smantha Bee? Hilarious. The YesMen are (collectively) the Thomas Paine of our time.

Comment on November 14, 2008 04:07 pm
11. Shreyan

this stuff is great

go Yes Men!

Comment on July 27, 2009 10:45 pm
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