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Court Indicts Bush on High Treason Charge

WASHINGTON (AP) — George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States, was indicted Monday on charges of high treason. The charges, filed by Attorney General Russ Feingold late in the evening, allege that Mr. Bush, knowing full well that Iraq possessed no weapons of mass destruction, falsified information in order to pursue the disastrous Iraq War. (See “U.S. Knew No W.M.D.s in Iraq,” on Page A1, and the petition at www.democrats.com/pardon.)

The former President appeared perturbed by his own charges against him.   (GAVIN BELLOWS/BOSTON GLOBE)

The former President appeared perturbed by his own charges against him. (GAVIN BELLOWS/BOSTON GLOBE)

Source: New York Times/CBS News poll

Source: New York Times/CBS News poll

Federal District Judge Michael Ratner denied Mr. Bush’s request to represent himself. Ratner is the former president of the Center for Constitutional Rights.

High treason is usually defined as participation in a war against one’s own country; attempting to overthrow its government; spying on its military, its diplomats, or its secret services for a hostile and foreign power; or attempting to kill its head of state.

“In this case, high treason has been interpreted to include pursuing an illegal and devastating war that has cost hundreds of billions of dollars and the lives of over 4,000 Americans and perhaps a million Iraqis, for essentially insane ends,” said Vincent Bugliosi, a former federal prosecutor whom Feingold named lead special prosecutor in the case. “In effect, the Iraq War amounted to a war against America,” added Bugliosi, who is also the author of the book, The Prosecution of George Bush for Murder.

Although the treason indictment came as no surprise to most observers, what was completely unexpected was the party who brought it.

“The case is highly unusual in a number of ways,” said Bugliosi, “not the least of which is that the defendant is actually accusing himself.”

In a press conference held close to midnight yesterday at his Crawford, Texas ranch, former President Bush cited his renewed Christian faith as the catalyst for this unprecedented action. “Last month, I had a conversation with Jesus Christ. A new conversation. And I’ve been very blessed to have been born again, again. This time, for real,” Mr. Bush read in a prepared statement to half a dozen stunned reporters.

“It’s taken a lot of soul searching, or more like deep-soul diving, I think is the term. But now I see that it was wrong to lead our nation to war under false pretenses. Millions have suffered for my sins, and I see now that it is only fitting that I should suffer as well.”

Mr. Bush’s self-accusation seems largely to have been plagiarized from years of accusations made against him in the press. It refers to his “political propaganda campaign to sell the war to the American people,” and describes how he and his team attempted to make the “W.M.D. threat and the Iraqi connection to terrorism appear certain, whereas in fact we knew there wasn’t one at all.”

“The death and economic collapse that resulted has been completely devastating to our nation and, most of all, to me,” read Mr. Bush’s indictment. “I want to make amends, and it is for this reason that I am requesting that I be indicted for high treason. I thank the court for allowing me to right my grave wrongs. Bring it on!”

Some analysts suggest that Mr. Bush’s self-indictment is part of a strategy to avoid the death penalty. Although treason carries a potential death sentence, Mr. Bush and his team of attorneys are seeking a triple life sentence without possibility of parole.

“We don’t want to be too cynical about Mr. Bush’s motives,” said a spokesperson for AfterDowningStreet.org, one of the main groups that had been pursuing Mr. Bush’s indictment. “But even if it doesn’t get moved to the I.C.C., requesting his own conviction is so unusual it could move some jurors, or even help with an insanity plea.”

A friend of Mr. Bush, speaking on condition of anonymity, revealed that Mr. Bush would attempt to move the case to the International Criminal Court, which does not have a death penalty, and was quietly pressing Secretary of State Naomi Klein to bring the U.S. under the court’s jurisdiction. In 2002, then-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld rejected the I.C.C.’s jurisdiction, saying it was “unaccountable to the American people.”

Mr. Bush maintained his characteristically jovial manner throughout the proceedings. “I could be executed, but what good would that do anybody? Especially me. I think the nation would rather I spend a good long while considering what happened — not only the tragic end of hundreds of thousands of lives, but the end of American capitalism, that I liked, I sincerely liked,” Mr. Bush said. (See also “An Exclusive Interview With George W. Bush,” on Page A9.)

The treason charge does not address compensation for the hundreds of thousands of Iraqis killed in the war. It is expected that surviving family members of fallen American soldiers will file thousands of civil lawsuits alleging wrongful death.

259 Comments so far ...

1. John

I’ve been waiting for this for years!

Comment on November 12, 2008 10:47 am
2. Anonymo

Actually, treason is “usually defined” in the US Constitution as “consist[ing] only in levying War against [the United States], or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort”, not that we needed much more proof that your familiarity with the Constitution and law in general are passing at best.

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Comment on November 12, 2008 12:26 pm
4. Parker

MORE ALL-CAPS WILL MAKE YOU MORE CONVINCING, RIGHT?

Comment on November 12, 2008 02:17 pm
5. matt

What I love about this entire “newspaper” is that it shows us, to some degree at least, what COULD be accomplished by the new government over the course of the next 2 1/2 years. I have read only a few articles, but they read like a dream come true. Imagine if they were to actually happen! I hope more readers are getting this feeling, too. It’s a damn good feeling, despite typographical mistakes and the alleged unfamiliarity with law and the Constitution. But, ah, i think it’s far more distressing that GW Bush was appointed president without a familiarity with our laws and Constitution, especially after swearing to uphold them.

Comment on November 12, 2008 04:28 pm
6. World Cup Willie

#3, Seeing as you like caps so much, you are a MORON.

Comment on November 12, 2008 05:02 pm
7. Mythbuster

@Matt - Keep on smoking and all this will happen where it belongs: in your and all the other delusional moron’s imaginations.

Reality is that Shrub the Younger can pardon himself and all involved. End of fantasy. Even if he’s stupid enough not to do this, Shurbby has NOT committed treason. War crimes, yes that can be prosecuted by the International Court of Justice based on a treaty that the US has signed. When Congress ratifies the treaty, it will be an enforcable agreement that allows the US to prosecute Shrubby for crimes committed.

And as a person who was at the WTC on 9/11/2001, commenter #3 can take his conspiracy joke and shove it up his ass where it belongs.

Comment on November 12, 2008 05:21 pm
8. Guy Incognito

Actually, this is more of a testament to what may happen over the course of the next four years. Absolute power absolutely corrupts. Bush and Co. had control over most of the American government, giving them the freedom to run things through our system that is supposed to be made of checks and balances. In short Bush had no restrictions other than the media. The same is true with this upcoming presidency. It doesn’t matter who is in the king’s chair, it matters how the castle is built.

This site is awesome though, I’m loving the novelty banner ads. Those really make the entire experience.

Comment on November 12, 2008 06:50 pm
9. Dr. Scrappi

@ Mythbuster. You’d probably be a much happier person if you had surgery to remove the little Rush Limbaugh action figure wedged up your arse.

Comment on November 12, 2008 06:57 pm
10. Marzi

Well, this satirical newspaper team is after Bush for Iraq, but the 9/11 attack on our own people with the failure of NORAD should have prompted its own article. After the Civil War there were court martials, yet after a failure of the military to react or protect on 9/11, the Bush team didn’t indict anyone or fire anyone - that says plenty. We need a new 9/11 investigation, following the money trail, and with subpoena power.

Comment on November 12, 2008 07:32 pm
11. scifi

lol @ “Secretary of State Naomi Klein”.

Comment on November 12, 2008 08:27 pm

Pure genius! Perhaps a nation filled with the elation of realizing what is possible will finally wake up, join hands and walk confidently into a future filled with the many joys and responsibilities of a true and progressive democracy, where we walk as brothers and sisters in the blazing sunlight of liberty, etx…

Comment on November 12, 2008 08:47 pm

A classic from the future:)

Comment on November 12, 2008 09:02 pm
14. Anonymous

LOLDONGS

Comment on November 12, 2008 09:33 pm
15. Jim

If only!!! Yes you do need an article on 9/11. When we learn the whole truth, it will show treasonous actions of Bush. It’s sad to feel we will never see a paper such as this. It really isn’t satire, it’s what could be if only the news papers and rest of the media actually told the truth.

Comment on November 13, 2008 02:33 am

BUSH and CHENEY are WAR-CRIMINALS

See also

http://www.WarProfit.com

Comment on November 13, 2008 02:58 am
17. Sieter Deubel

I hope that Mr. Bush will rest his life in peace in a freaky prison.
Best regards from old europe!

Comment on November 13, 2008 03:37 am
18. Alice Leister

It’s funny thing about Bush’s conversation with Jesus Christ, but I have some doubt if Jesus would speak to Mr.Bush)

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:08 am
19. Yorgos GR

Please do inform Mr.Bush and Mr.Cheney that in prison (fo life) they will have all the time they need for a confession (discussion) with Jesus.

And we, the rest of the world are also waiting for the moment that the US abolise the DEATH PENALTY.

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:29 am
20. progresive mews

I absolutely LOVE the idea of Feingold as AG - totally HOT!!!! And thanks for mentioning Bugliosi too. All we need now is a state with a good sized military population that has a state’s AG with the balls/ovaries, talent & tenacity to match Bugliosi’s, and this could truly be a done deal.
Life in prison could arguably be far too good for Dubya - but I’ll TAKE IT!

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:38 am
21. Scheherezade

” I thank the courts…Bring it on!” and Sec’y of State Naomi Klein Love it!

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:38 am
22. Douglas

Bill Ayers once lived in the Village. Michael Ratner lives there now. He is a lawyer. Bill Ayers once broke the law. Something suspicious is going on here…
Doug

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:54 am
23. Dave Clark Five

Barney Frank is a congressman. Barney Frank is Gay. Peter King is a Congressman. Draw your own conclusions.

Comment on November 13, 2008 05:20 am
24. Dave Clark Five

Of course, if Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, et.al. were actually prosecuted by the World Court for war crimes, I and a whole lot of other people would be Feeling Glad All Over.

Comment on November 13, 2008 05:27 am
25. Cologne, Germany

This fake-issue is sooo good!!! Welcome back USA!

Comment on November 13, 2008 05:41 am

At first I was thrilled by this release.
But then I realized the content is still “oficial versión”.
Where is the article about the Federal Reserve, Private Central Banks, Fractional Reserve Banking, The Rothschild Dynasty, 9/11 Truth, Censored Technologies in Energy, Medicine, etc..? This looks like an Inside Job to me. A Michael Moore type job to keep well intentioned persons from waking up totally.

Comment on November 13, 2008 06:05 am
27. Pete

Please pretty please with sugar on top make this happen!

Comment on November 13, 2008 06:06 am
28. Sam Hain

Excellent article. Great idea!
Congrats from Germany

Comment on November 13, 2008 07:12 am

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30. Paul

The obvious result of regime change that has been the long desired option of the American people.

Comment on November 13, 2008 07:43 am
31. David Scott

Your site is yet another symptom of the complete lack of meaningful public discourse. The left paints Bush as Satan and the right does the same to Obama. I doubt very much that either of them are anything more or less than ordinary people who generally want to do what they believe is right. Obama will be similarly pummeled by the right once he has been in office a few weeks. Interpreting people’s behavior in black-and-white terms and painting them as fundamentally sinister or fundamentally angelic reflects the juvenile mindset that has hijacked public discourse.

Comment on November 13, 2008 07:52 am
32. Jesper N

I wish. That would be great. Hope change will come to America from January onwards. Jesper, Copenhagen/ Denmark.

Comment on November 13, 2008 08:05 am
33. Reef

Come on, you guys should take a look at Luiz Ignacio Lula da Silva, our president here in Brazil. Bush is a saint comparing to Lula. Question: does anybody have a nice and easy cake receipt to email me? Thanks!

Comment on November 13, 2008 08:31 am
34. Anton

He must be sentenced to a lone walk in the Baghdad streets with a sheet on the back: “I am George Bush”. Interesting, how much time will he survive…

Comment on November 13, 2008 08:56 am
35. Charley

@David Scott. Bush IS a moron and that is what makes him so essentially evil. Had he not chosen to run for public office then he would have simply been an idiot. He was a puppet for Cheney & Rove. The death penalty would be far too easy for those two fucks.

Comment on November 13, 2008 09:10 am
36. Conno

ah, whats going on?

Comment on November 13, 2008 09:58 am
37. Conno

ok, i get it

Comment on November 13, 2008 09:59 am
38. Bas!c

Great Project!!! Maybe one day this will be the headline!
Greetings From The Old Europe

Comment on November 13, 2008 10:08 am
39. Kiwinator1101

Bush indict on High Treason Charge. I waited for this since he is president. Could be the perfect day. But unfortunately it’s a fake. a very good fake.

Comment on November 13, 2008 10:37 am
40. Guy Incognito

@David Scott

Couldn’t have said it better myself. You can’t blame figureheads. They are only part of the problem. Lets not forget that a good portion of democrats voted for the War too. The government is corrupt, which is why I didn’t particularly like Obama’s vie to give them more power. Corporations are corrupt too. Lose, lose.

Comment on November 13, 2008 10:49 am
42. Candid

What about the “Plame affair”..? Robert Novak in his Washington Post (07/14/2003) column, “Mission to Niger”, disclosed former Ambassador Joseph Wilson’s wife’s maiden name, “Valerie Plame” as a covert CIA officer. Mrs Wilson’s relationship with the CIA was classified information.

Ambassador Wilson publicity oppose the invasion of Iraq. He was in differents TV show and wrote an article in New York Times, “What I Didn’d Find in Arica”

No one was indicted to reveal the name of a soldier in high risk mission, it’s a high treason everywhere around the world.

To give this information to media, you have to have the president OK; so, the responsability goes all way up.

Comment on November 13, 2008 10:53 am
43. DocDiggs

Vince Bugliosi, the prosecutor in California who put Charles Manson and his women away for life makes a very good case for trying Bush, Cheney, etc., for conspiracy to commit murder for the deaths of 4000+ American military in Iraq. He states that as they knowingly and deliberately lied and conspired to invade Iraq that they are guilty in the military deaths. He makes an excellent and coherent case in his book, “The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder”. GO VINCE!!!

Comment on November 13, 2008 11:00 am
44. DocDiggs

Article III, Section 3 of the US Constitution defines Treason very narrowly is seems. “Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them [the United States]or in adhering to their enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open court.

and so on….

Bush, et al, did not start a war against the US or, at least as we currently know, war aginst the US or give aid to anyone who attacked the US, so it appears that a charge of Treason could not be made. Bugliosi’s contention that 4000+ charges of conspiracy to commit murder of US troops is much more viable. Will it ever be done? Not bloody likely! The SOB’s will walk and write their books and go down in history as America’s most vile criminals in history, but I do not see any prosecutor anywhere in the States having the balls to actually work up a case and file charges.

Comment on November 13, 2008 11:23 am

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Comment on November 13, 2008 12:31 pm
50. Marine Iraq War Vet

You people make me sick. You are obviously inept at simple research, you have the Constitution’s definition of treason wrong, you have “hundreds of thousands of Iraqi’s killed in the war” which is incorrect (oh and are you including the terrorists and the innocent civilians murdered at the hands of terrorists in your count?), and trying to say President Bush knew for a fact that Iraq did not have WMD’s. How can you even prove this? You left-wing conspiracy theorists are rediculous, the thought that President Bush and the rest of the intelligence community (to include myself) KNEW that there were no WMD’s is ludicrous. Not to mention that you have the audacity to put a poll in this article that has 95% of the U.S. saying that we should either throw President Bush in prison or execute him, with a measly 3% in favor of dropping the charges. If you were to truly run a poll on this question, I’ll bet you wouldn’t get the results you have on here. Just poll any military veteran, I guarantee a great majority would want the charges dropped…that surely equates to more than 3% of the U.S. You people absolutely repulse and disgust me.

Comment on November 13, 2008 12:36 pm
51. haha

Marine Iraq War Wet, you absolutely have no sense of humor, but as you probably suffer from PTSD, it is forgivable.

Comment on November 13, 2008 12:52 pm

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53. nobodysaysBOO

Come on obama MAKE IT SO!!

Comment on November 13, 2008 12:54 pm
54. U.S. Army Veteran

Youre just a typical marine! You don’t look at the facts in front of your face and just go charging to wherever they send you. Open your eyes! You swore to defend the constitution. What constitution? They’ve manipulated it to pursue their own agendas. Here are some facts that might open your eyes! $1.1 trillion military budget or $83.3 million a month or $19 million a week. Why can’t we use that money to bail the economy?!! Let’s go Marine! Think! While it’s still legal.

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:00 pm
55. U.S. Army Veteran

correction: $83.3 billion a month for the military budget! I should sign up with Blackwater! NOT!

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:03 pm
56. E. S, Holmans

You have no idea how much we expatriates would love to see this. I’m tired of explaining that I didn’t vote for the old-so-and-so.

Expatriate, not ex-patriot.

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:06 pm
57. Guy Incognito

haha

Marine Iraq War Wet, you absolutely have no sense of humor, but as you probably suffer from PTSD, it is forgivable.

This maybe in jest, but it’s going to spark opinion of course. It’s the equivalent of a ‘your momma joke’. It may be in jest, but you may not like it.

Overall, this whole thing is total idealism, while amusing. Unfortunately, I became a cynic a while ago. Both government parties want one thing, to stay in power. Bush use the War as a device to keep republicans in power by warming up to Hawks/big corp.

Obama will use illegal immigrant amnesty and bottom-up economic policy to feed/empower/grow the lower class who are notorious democrat voters.

If you think it goes beyond anything than that, I envy your blind idealism.

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:08 pm
58. b

@ Marine Iraq War Vet
You Prob Voted For McCain.
You Loose Again.
OBAMA!!!
ilolalldayandilolallnight

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:10 pm

@MarineIraqWarVet - your’s is not to ask why, but to do or die. Keep repeating that over and over. It’s too bad your a vet and not still in the marines because that kind of blind acceptance makes the best cannon fodder. Semper Fi!!!

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:30 pm
60. Marine Iraq War Vet

“49. haha
Marine Iraq War Wet, you absolutely have no sense of humor, but as you probably suffer from PTSD, it is forgivable.

Comment on November 13, 2008 12:52 pm”

Thank you for your stereotypical response to my post. I have a sense of humor, this is not humor. People like you disgust me, PTSD is not a joke. I’ll leave it at that.

“52. U.S. Army Veteran”

I may be a typical Marine, which means I care about the mission’s outcome. My eyes are wide open, and have been for some time. Wars cost money, wars cost lives, but sometimes, wars are necessary to protect the freedoms we have and the lives of Americans. It is a sad reality. The war on terrorism fits this catagory, by taking the fight to the terrorists, it keeps them on their heels and keeps America safe. Shrinking military funding does no good. Maybe we should have a look at all those earmarks and pork barrell spending…see where all our taxpayer dollars are going…I’m sure we can reallocate some of that waste to help bail the economy. Let’s shrink government, streamline it, make it more effecient…that should save some money. Futhermore, the economic crisis we are facing will only make America stronger. We can’t allow businesses that created this mess to go on thinking their methods that got them in the position they are in is ok because Uncle Sam will be there waiting with a blank check when tough times come knocking again. There are other solutions to an all out bailout, which would be beneficial to all. How’s that for thinking?

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:30 pm
61. some guy

hang The Bush by the balls…

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:41 pm
62. Marine Iraq War Vet

“57. Sonic B. Phuct”
I have followed all lawful orders given to me. That does not mean that I cannot ask why. Maybe you should also look up the definition of veteran in the dictionary. You make the assumption that because I’m a veteran I must be out of the Marines, and we all know what happens when people make assumptions, they make asses of themselves. I have no blind acceptance of the war in Iraq, or the war in terror in general, I’ve seen what many and most of you have not. I have plenty of reasons to ask why, and I have. It is plain and simple, the war in Iraq did more good for the world than it did bad. You may have your opinions, and I may have mine, but when it’s all said and done: Iraq will be a free country (as it is now), giving hope to people around the world, and terrorism will be dealt a great blow and continue to suffer from the effects of victory in Afghanistan and Iraq for years and years. This will eventually lead to it’s eradication, taking the fight to terrorism is what keeps America safe. That’s not blind acceptance either, that’s plain and simple fact. I don’t blindly accept shit.

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:42 pm
63. Mythbuster

@Dr. Scrapi The only thing I desipse more than the right-wing following that Rush Limbaugh attracts is the left-wing assholes who believe that all this bullshit is possible. The left-wing views espoused here are just as warped as the conserative political movement that just finished 8 years of ruining the USA.

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:46 pm
64. Guy Incognito

“Mythbuster

@Dr. Scrapi The only thing I desipse more than the right-wing following that Rush Limbaugh attracts is the left-wing assholes who believe that all this bullshit is possible. The left-wing views espoused here are just as warped as the conserative political movement that just finished 8 years of ruining the USA.”

And welcome to 2000-2004 all over again. It’s two-sides of the same coin people. The only difference is the liberal(not saying liberal as a bad work, but saying it as a bias the media has) media won’t be willing and ready to point out the faults of this new administration like the so readily did during the Bush admin.

And you can add the ‘Fairness Doctrine’ as a concrete lock on that.

Comment on November 13, 2008 01:51 pm

ONe could argue whether Bush committed treason, after all, most victims are Iraqis and not American and he has not sworn an oath to protect Iraqis (the last number I’ve heard was one million dead). However, the Nuremberg trials were, in fact, based on an illegal war of aggression not on high treason or such.

Saul, http://cabal-thenovel.blogspot.com/

Comment on November 13, 2008 02:44 pm
66. Silanea

@Marine Iraq War Vet:

“Iraq will be a free country (as it is now), giving hope to people around the world, and terrorism will be dealt a great blow and continue to suffer from the effects of victory in Afghanistan and Iraq for years and years.”

You don’t really follow the news, do you? There was no victory whatsoever in Afghanistan. The country is in constant turmoil, foreign troops and aid will be required for years to come just to keep the status quo. The vacuum the Taliban left behind was quickly filled by local warlords, and Western forces are struggling to keep them at bay. Germany, due to drastically worsening public opinion over the corpses of our soldiers that keep coming from this country, has been on the verge of pulling out of it for quite some time now.

Iraq is in even worse shape. It’s not a “free country”. In case you haven’t noticed, YOUR COUNTRY AND ITS ALLIES ARE OCCUPYING IT! Executing their former head of state and disbanding their old regime does not make the Iraqui people free.

Frankly I just hope the current economic situation will drain your country of enough wealth so that you simply can’t afford any more wars. Maybe that’s what it takes to stop this madness of yours.

Comment on November 13, 2008 02:59 pm

OOo!! Good news!
I don’t like Bush.

Comment on November 13, 2008 03:00 pm
68. karen

Well it is about time.

Comment on November 13, 2008 03:08 pm
69. eman

Poor Georgey!

Comment on November 13, 2008 03:25 pm

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71. Marine Iraq War Vet

@ Silanea:
No I really don’t pay much attention to the news, there really is no point. Why? Because of the exact reasons you just spewed out…they fill the public’s heads with disinformation and constantly focus on nothing but the bad. The media doesn’t put things in context and perspective. I have lost my faith in the objectivity of the media, and every person should question it. Why should they? Once you start digging into the facts, you can poke holes in their stories, you also come to realize that what they are presenting is not good, objective reporting. I really wish you could read a paper I wrote on this exact matter. Maybe I’ll post it somewhere. I get my information from the people best equipped to give it to me, the people who have actually been there and don’t twist everything this way and that to fit a semi-hidden agenda. I witnessed free elections take place in Iraq, that is what free countries do.

By no means did I say we were out of the woods in either of these two countries, you have taken me out of context. I said “when it’s all said and done: Iraq will be a free country (as it is now), giving hope to people around the world, and terrorism will be dealt a great blow and continue to suffer from the effects of victory in Afghanistan and Iraq for years and years. This will eventually lead to it’s eradication, taking the fight to terrorism is what keeps America safe.” Never did I say this was the current state, I was painting a picture of the future state of the war on terror.

Comment on November 13, 2008 03:32 pm
72. haha

Marine Iraq War Vet, I’m sure the survivors whose kids were blown to pieces by the likes of you in Iraq will be forever grateful for your service.

Comment on November 13, 2008 03:36 pm
73. Jeff

On to the U.S.S.A!! I can’t wait to have all my bills paid for by President Obama. I love this guy.

Comment on November 13, 2008 03:44 pm
74. axel

finally….

Comment on November 13, 2008 03:48 pm
75. realitychecker

“60. Marine Iraq war Vet”
To anyone who would joke about P.T.S.D. I find such callous disregard for the suffering endured and to be endured by these men and women to be reprehensible. We need to help these people and our country heal. How will this help…, or hurt?
To the marine and all who would think this war worth while after all the lies and all the death and suffering: Maybe it just seems too hard to believe that you and your buddies were sent to face death by those who would profit from it. Maybe it seems that the anger and the sorrow of wondering whether all of them may have ‘died in vain’ would be too hard to bear.
But take heart, you’re familiar with courage enough so to consider and imagine that possibility. . . I hope.
When we finally get it together as a planet to share all the resources we have, and to permanently put a stop to war for profit, all of your buddies and sons and daughters will finally NOT have died in vain.
I hear that 18 Iraq war vets are killing themselves per day.
Are we helping those suffering souls by telling them their suffering is worth it?
Could we possibly help them heal before taking their own lives by saying we were wrong to send them?

Comment on November 13, 2008 03:53 pm
76. Abraves

Marine Iraq War Vet,

Thank you for your service to your country, my dad was a Marine as well. Hoorah!

Comment on November 13, 2008 03:58 pm
77. haha

realitychecker, i don’t have a disregard for anybody’s suffering (as much for those innocent civilians in Iraq as for the US vets), all I’m saying is that Marine Iraq War Vet is a humorless, uneducated bore. At least what he’s presenting of himself here. And people like him are the downfall of this country. People in other countries have enough intelligence to criticize and ridicule themselves and their wrong decisions, but the self-righteousness and arrogance of Americans (even in the face of contrary evidence) makes me sick.

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:09 pm
78. KARLA LINDQUIST

This paper is awesome and I offer a hearty Thanks to the perpetrators.

I have long opposed the death penalty but actually see it’s value when it comes to Bush and Cheney. I submit the world would welcome a death sentence for these 2 with a big celebration, complete with bubbly.

As for those who feel we’ve done Iraq a favor and believe it’s a ‘free’ country, I invite you to move there and live outside the green zone.

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:09 pm
79. inky

Don’t forget Cheney, Rumsfield,and Wolfowitz. They can all have a tea party in Guantanamo Bay.

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:14 pm

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81. Marine Iraq War Vet

“75. Karla Lindquist - As for those who feel we’ve done Iraq a favor and believe it’s a ‘free’ country, I invite you to move there and live outside the green zone.”

I have been there and done that. I have met more Iraqis that welcomed our help than opposed.

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:18 pm
82. Marine Iraq War Vet

“74. haha - Marine Iraq War Vet is a humorless, uneducated bore.” It is obvious that you can only result to petty name calling and the questioning of my education, I take offense to this. Please, tell me how I am presenting myself as uneducated. Unlike you, I have presented my views with information to back it up. You have contributed nothing constructive to this comment section. It is a shame that people like you take what the media tells you for gospel. I have been to Iraq, I have seen the good and the bad. Have you? Who are you to question my education and experience?

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:27 pm
83. Yurling

The death penalty is not a good idea here as it stops Bush and Cheney and Rummy and Wolfie’s suffering too soon. Allow them to live as objects of ridicule for the rest of their lives. And make sure Bush’s mom knows what a moron she raised.

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:36 pm
84. haha

79, It’s comments like this one: “It is plain and simple, the war in Iraq did more good for the world than it did bad.” Even George Bush knows now that it’s not true. 1. Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Come on, it’s common knowledge, even Fox News admits it. 2. Many thousands of Iraqis (and ~4000 US soldiers) were alive before, now they’re dead. 3. There were no terrorists in Iraq before, now there are. 4. There was infrastructure, health care, education, security before, now there isn’t. Exactly, how is this better?

But the best was your first comment:
“Not to mention that you have the audacity to put a poll in this article that has 95% of the U.S. saying that we should either throw President Bush in prison or execute him, with a measly 3% in favor of dropping the charges. If you were to truly run a poll on this question, I’ll bet you wouldn’t get the results you have on here. Just poll any military veteran, I guarantee a great majority would want the charges dropped…”
which proved that you completely didn’t get the joke.
But I’m sorry, it doesn’t make me happy to keep attacking you, I don’t know why I find you so unbearable.

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:37 pm
85. saveafrica

It’s not only treason that he must be judged for! I would add the following:

- Treason.
- Murder 1st degree (over 3000 US + ~100,000 CIVILAN iraqis)
- Murder 2nd degree (over 3000 on september 11)
- Murder 3rd degree (Thousands of Palestinians, helping sionism)
- conspiracy against the USA (September 11 2001)
- Lies and manipulations (WMD in Iraq, war on terror)
- Terrorism
- Abuse of power
- destroying a country’s economy
- Incompetence
- Torture

I have a few hundered more, but already these would put him in Jail (where he belongs) for few thousand years, and as he belongs to Texas, the electric-chair.

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:48 pm
86. CUCU

LA PUSCARIE CU CRIMINALUL DE BUSH

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:53 pm

Put this Bush-men on a front of international court, with all Republicans in the Bush administration who is rampant during those eight years in this government. Send Bush to Guantanamo, with all the republican Bush administration!
Make is True ..

Comment on November 13, 2008 04:55 pm
88. mmp

awesome news! can’t wait to read July 5th’s edition. GWB: kiss it!

Comment on November 13, 2008 05:49 pm
89. Susanne

Well said Contedelavie.

Comment on November 13, 2008 05:54 pm
90. Edward Rice

*Marine Iraq War Vet*

Iraq was never a threat to the US.

be good and care

ed

Comment on November 13, 2008 06:57 pm

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94. Neal Laur

So far I have only seen one person who has even made one bit of sense. I wonder if the rest of you have enough smarts to figure out which one it is. I have my doubts.

Comment on November 13, 2008 08:11 pm
95. M

It’s not treason? That show how much you socalled “Constitutional scholars” know. All you need is a confession, and a few days of waterboarding, cattle prods, etc, is a proven American method of extracting confessions. I’m sure when the time comes, one will be forthcoming.

Comment on November 13, 2008 08:12 pm
96. jon

retards.

Go kiss Obama’s ass.

Comment on November 13, 2008 10:32 pm
97. ruffedge

The only crime Bush committed was in giving Saddam Hussein a years warning before moving in. Want to find Saddam’s WMD that we all know he had…go look in Syria where all the government officials were heading to as allied forces closed in on Baghdad. Don’t expect Obama to end this war either. There are thing that we just don’t know about…but Obama soon will. Probably after he completes the “office of president elect” and advances to the office of President of the U.S.

Comment on November 13, 2008 10:50 pm
98. b

Yes
We
Can

Comment on November 13, 2008 10:52 pm
99. Jason Walker

It’s about time! David Ray Griffin’s “Debunking 9/11 Debunking” clearly shows that there are many US Gov’t officals, including Rice, Rumsfeld, Military Generals, 9/11 Commission members, FBI, CIA, FAA, NORAD, NEADS, etc., complicit in the 9/11 cover-up. Can’t wait to see a blubbering Bush spill some beans. Yes! aMen!

Comment on November 14, 2008 12:19 am
100. AlanDownunder

David Scott (30), your post reeks of the false equivalence and formulaic ‘balance’ that allowed the travesty of 2001-2008 to occur. Torture, invasion under false pretences, racial demonisation and deregulation gone apeshit are not semi-ok. They are stupidly arrogantly criminal.

Comment on November 14, 2008 12:52 am
101. Ross

1. Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Come on, it’s common knowledge, even Fox News admits it.+
- I think he knows that and he didn’t state the contrary.

2. Many thousands of Iraqis (and ~4000 US soldiers) were alive before, now they’re dead.
- And 360,000 of them were killed by Saddam. That’s more per year of his entire reign than have died per year during the war, last I checked.

3. There were no terrorists in Iraq before, now there are.
- So, using chemical weapons on your own countrymen isn’t terrorism? Try googling Chemical Ali. Disclaimer: You might learn something and that could impair your ability to be liberal.

4. There was infrastructure, health care, education, security before, now there isn’t.
- HAHAHAHA!! Please read up on Iraq before this last war.

By the way, Clinton bombed Iraq, too. People died during that conflict, as well. Shall we try him for treason also? What about for Kosovo? Troops were there at least as long as they’ve been in Iraq so far. Significantly fewer people had been killed in the genocide that prompted that war than in Iraq’s genocide. Furthermore, Clinton’s admin helped the economy about as much in ‘99-’00 as Bush’s did in ‘07. Both failed to curb a bubble that every real economist had already been predicting would cause devastation if left unchecked. The economists were right both times. However, both admins liked how the bubble was artificially making the economy look better under them than it really was and just hoped to push the problems off on the next President (which Clinton got away with in many people’s minds because the media roughly equates him with God.)

Also, if you want to blame someone for incompetence and violating the Constitution. The first day his “change.org” site was up, one of the policy initiatives violated both the 5th and 13th admendments to the constitution (which is incredibly ironic for the first black President to violate the 13th amendment [the one that banned slavery.])

Comment on November 14, 2008 01:07 am
102. Ross

“racial demonisation”
Exactly what race has been demonized from 2001-2008? Unless it’s white people, I don’t think this one holds much water.

“deregulation”
Yes, deregulation caused the current economic crisis. It totally wasn’t the laws that forced banks to make loans to people who were otherwise deemed too high of a risk. The economists were obviously all wrong.

Comment on November 14, 2008 01:13 am
103. kasmira

I LOVE the De Beers ad!!!! Thank you for showing us what reality *could* look like. It’s a great feeling of solidarity to know that I share these hopes with so many others. And that we are the ones now coming to an age where we can really influence the direction of this country.

Comment on November 14, 2008 01:48 am
104. Brazillian Reader

US as the biggest democracy should press charges agaisnt Bush or sign the International Penal Court, so at least no other US president in the future can make such crime agisnt mankind.

Comment on November 14, 2008 02:03 am
105. George Tumbleweed

People do change their minds - fellow George is no exception.
World does change.

O-Bama lama, bama loo, …
Now I dig that style, its drivin’ me wild with
O-Bama lama, bama loo.

Have a nice day America !

Comment on November 14, 2008 02:09 am

hey, now ; yes , it sure would be nice if there were a bolt of conscience in the crackpot, but in reality any such occurrence would of course lead quickly to a quiet Pardon in the interest of these states … sadly; i think community service after 6 months would be fine, but people like him don’t see real time nor real jails…now, what about this last chance to impeach? to impeach is patriotic, and there is still time; why wait for next july 4th,? it would be just fine to impeach bush & cheney- must be both, for complicitous forknowledge of 9/11 and all the monstrous ramifications following…

Comment on November 14, 2008 03:03 am
107. Russian partizan

Unfortunately, there is no national policy now. In USA and in Russia as well. Real criminals are invisible

Comment on November 14, 2008 03:52 am
108. Fil Munas

You guys are just great, love ya!

George Bush must be tried as a war criminal by an international tribunal for the unprovoked invasion and deaths in Iraq. Charles Taylor of Liberia, Slobodan Milosewich of Serbia, Augustino Pinochet of Chile, Khieu Samphan of Cambodia and Jean Kambanda of Rwanda are among those who have been tried in recent times for similar war crimes, though of lesser extent. It wouldn’t be fair to overlook Mr. Bush and his collaborators. I’m certain they will be tried one day.

Comment on November 14, 2008 03:53 am
109. Gianfranco

Now I get it that over the top hopes, even as fantastic as seeing centaurs flying by or as seeing G.W.Bush have a change of heart… So I gonna guess this invalidates my “too naïve” designation for the “war brides” section… Sad thing, no matter how great this is, it still requires some correction on its use of language…

Comment on November 14, 2008 04:02 am
110. Mabus

The level of hatred for the death penalty boggles the mind…. If Dubya is really as bad as all this, frikkin’ execute him already and get him out of our way! What, are you concerned that he’s actually innocent?

Comment on November 14, 2008 05:39 am

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112. Nice spoof, but

I seriously doubt any of the “feelgood” predictions are going to happen with Obama in the Whitehouse. Ron Paul, yes. But Obama? No. His choice of Iraq war cheerleader Joe Biden as his running mate should have been your 1st clue, and his pick of Rahm Emanuel for Chief of Staff
makes it pretty clear to us non-glassy-eyed observers, where this is
going(and I HOPE I`m dead-wrong), but it looks to me like the only real
“change” coming, is what we`ll have left in our pockets after paying for
8 years of Bush`s mess, and then 4 years of pretty much same ol`, same ol`, with a dash of socialism. I definatly viewed a McCain Presidency as simply 4 more years of Bush`s disastrous policies, but I really don`t hold out too much hope that Obama can or will be a hellovulot
better. To me, Obama was simply the lesser of two evils(isn`t that nearly ALWAYS the case in Presidential elections?), but I didn`t vote for him on principal. Ron Paul is still “my man”.

Comment on November 14, 2008 07:39 am
113. Guy Incognito

Yes love Obama.

He comes from the same party that promoted our current economic situation (collapse of Fanny and Freddy) which dates back Carter and was pushed through by Clinton. Love the party that caused our current situation (from Clinton’s lack of assertion in light of Bin Laden threats to forcing banks to lend) and give it unquestioned power (through media and government) over our country. But then cheer about Bush getting gang raped. I don’t like Bush either, but stop buying into media bullshit and popular opinion and think for yourselves.

Comment on November 14, 2008 10:46 am
114. Maggie O'Hurley

I cannot believe the hate and vitriol that I ALWAYS see on the left! I hope you people get exactly what you voted for! Not what you think you voted for, but what you actually DID vote for! Oliar will be the one to be impeached, if he doesn’t do an illegal power grab first, which is exactly like something that thug would do! The economy is NOT Prs. Bush’s fauly! If the media really did it’s job, it would’ve followed the $$ and it would’ve led right back to the demoncrats feet. Funny how that usually when this sort of crisis comes around if there is a Republican to blame, he is paraded in front of everyone! Where’s the Republican?? Hmmmmm…..odd. It’s because it’s the demoncrats that caused this, and now THEY’RE going to fix it?? God in heaven, help us!! Well, it took 4 years of that lying little loser jimmy carter (just threw up alittle in mouth) to give us Ronald Reagan (heart swells with pride). So, enjoy your short lived tiny, tiny victory!

Comment on November 14, 2008 10:59 am
115. b

Yes
We
Can
Right Wingie,You Lost.Big Time.Period.

Comment on November 14, 2008 11:16 am
116. Duderino

Yes
We
Can

Believe in a marketing type, nearly viral, campaign.

Most people voted for Obama because the media pushed him as a brand. All those new voters, voted based on a brand-like concept. Might as well have been Ronald McDonald. You and I did not win this election, the popular media did. You can put a cool spin on an old white guy as president can you.

I’m pulling for the country to shape up, but I’m not going to look at the situation through rainbow-stained glasses.

Comment on November 14, 2008 11:29 am
117. A true American

You liberals are complete hypocrites just brimming over with vitriol. You all disgust me.

“Oh, I don’t believe in the death penalty, but I actually believe it would be fitting here…blah blah blah”

BOLLOCKS.

This “parody” newspaper is the most inane thing I’ve seen in years. Here’s one example. There is an article about Harvard Business School closing and reopening it’s doors as a school of integrity. Right…because all of a sudden with the new administration no one will need to know how to run a business or market a product. A curriculum soley based on teaching integrity is a complete waste of time. A curriculum based on teaching business or English or calculus or whatever else which INCORPORATES integrity would make more sense. I know this whole NY Times spoof is supposed to be hyperbole, but I just find it laughable and offensive on the whole.

Comment on November 14, 2008 11:56 am
118. "A true American" finds this parody, "laughable"

“You liberals…”

Sheesh… why don’t these troglodytes just extinctify already? No perspective, no experience of the world, no sense of humor… just waiting to be set up again by the next Rove protoge. Are you listening, Sarah Palin? “True Americans” are ready for their next reaming… they’ve got Stockholm Syndrome so get ‘em while you can!

True American… says WHO?

Comment on November 14, 2008 01:51 pm
119. BighugeDessasterBlasterOutofKnasterBusta!

great news!!! Can you send me an origial. Where can I sign in for an abonnement?
I will save some energy for his chair. Just put off my music for some moments!

NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOU CANT STOP US NOW!!!

Comment on November 14, 2008 01:51 pm
120. Whistle Berries

Hmmm…

More than likely, President George W. Bush will be providing “presidential pardons” to quite a few people, some of whom are in prison at this very moment; and some who could potentially head for prison.

That will include himself and “Shotgun Dick” Cheney; to cover any crimes or perceived crimes during their tenure in the White House.

Therefore, it will not be possible for him to face any charges in the future.

Comment on November 14, 2008 01:54 pm
121. Been there, done that

The hatred that is displayed here is absolutely awesome. Just another symptom of the disease called liberalism. Bush lied has been the mantra of the liberal loons for years. They ignore the fact that Jordanian, Syrian, Russian, German, British and yes American intelligence agencies all thought Iraq had WMD. And of course we ignore the fact that we have found chemical weapons in Iraq. In fact some have been used in IEDs.

Comment on November 14, 2008 02:58 pm
122. Audie Murphy

The “majority” of THIS military vet doesn’t believe you were ever anywhere near Iraq, “Marine.” More like the local chapter of Young Republicans, in my humble estimation.

Comment on November 14, 2008 03:30 pm
123. Bryan

Been there, done that is right, every source pointed to Iraq having weapons. Iraqi soldiers were told to Bury what looked like was chemical weapons to scare civilians into thinking he had the weapons. And Bush might have wanted to go into war, but it wasn’t just him, congress declared war also, so don’t blame the whole thing on Bush. And High Treason is helping an enemy in war time, so even if he did lie about whatever, he can’t be charged with Treason.

Comment on November 14, 2008 03:32 pm

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125. peter

You, yes you!, must read Comments 62 and 71 above. And thank you, Sir (even if you had only one stripe), thank you for your service and for your honest, knowledgeable and based-on-experience words above. It’s so easy for so many to sit in places like Marin County, CA, and New York City and pontificate a bunch of “if only’s”, all based on an awful ignorance of world and human nature.

Again, thank you, Mr. Marine Vet.

Comment on November 14, 2008 04:09 pm
126. Diane Miller

The Bush Administration needs to be brought before the Hauge to answer for their war crimes. Since this is held outside the U.S. and by an international court, Bush’s expected “blanket pardon” of himself and his cronies will be put to the test - I’m not sure it would apply to breaking international laws. At least, let’s hope that’s the case. I think this is probably the best route for these chuckleheads to be thrown down - it frees up the United States to concentrate on our own issues, dumped unceremoniously on us by this disgraceful Administration, and gives the entire world a chance to see the wrongs made right. I would agree with Life in Prison - and all of them being stripped of their pension packages. I don’t want to pay a cent for their upkeep for the rest of their lives, except for their 10×10 foot cells and all the “perks” that come with living therein. Sad - they’ll still get free health care!

Comment on November 14, 2008 04:17 pm
127. NOLA Robert

While I find this Faux NYTimes July 4th 2009 Edition a damn fine bit of fantasy and wishful thinking, I don’t see how anyone can take it seriously to the point of attacking various “articles” as if they represent future Obama Administration’s policy. In an alternate universe, Dubya and his cronies will go on trial and answer for their high crimes and possible treason. In our reality, these folks will find a way to escape justice. Historically, the rich and powerful never have to take responsibility for their actions unless they happened to lose a major war, i.e. Nazis, Japanese post-WWII.

The best we can realistically hope for is that the Obama Administration will clean up the Constitutional and institutional mess left by the Bushies. This recent Presidential election was a fight for the future of our Republic and our Constitution and Bill of Rights emerged as victors.

As far as the USMC is concerned, I expect that the vast majority of Marines will espouse a conservative viewpoint. That is the culture in which they exist and as a Progressive Secular American hope they never change. I don’t expect the United States Marine Corps to provide cogent analysis of our social issues but I do expect them to be ready, willing and able to confront our enemies. As you’d expect in a Southerner (TN) my family has always been represented in the Armed Forces going back to the Revolutionary War. My Uncle did two tours of duty with the 1st MarDiv in Vietnam back in ‘68 through ‘70. My Grandfather was in the 6th MarDiv in the South Pacific during ‘44-’45. Marines are our warrior elite so you will never catch me bad-mouthing a Marine. I will respectfully disagree with a Marine’s opinion but if they have earned the right to wear the uniform, then they have earned my respect. My ire, bitterness and anger are directed at the political leadership that sent our sons and daughters (brothers, sisters, fathers, mothers, etc.) off to a war based on a lie. I support our soldiers, sailors and Marines by opposing unjust aggression that weakens our security while enriching the well-connected few.

So feel free to disagree with ‘Marine Iraq War Vet’ but please do not launch personal attacks. Just stick to the facts of your counter-argument and always remember to thank our Vets who are way too often stuck in no-win situations. Also, PTSD is a serious mental-health issue that our government needs to address and if Americans really want to ’support our troops’ then let your representative know that you demand that the VA system gets fully funded and staffed by mental-health care professionals.

This posting will now return to the previously scheduled program already in progress…

Comment on November 14, 2008 04:26 pm
128. jason

All lib’s and sand dinks should be shot, good or bad, there’s no difference anyway, who care’s, you people disgust mt . thank you Marine Iraq war vet for how you served my country. i will go back to cluching my bible, stareing at my NRA membership and hold my automatic weapon and wait for the next civil war. God bless America

Comment on November 14, 2008 04:50 pm
129. Turtleproof

This should have happened five years ago.

I wish this weren’t a parody paper.

Comment on November 14, 2008 06:05 pm
130. trollman

While we’re impeaching presidents, let’s not forget Bill Clinton, who attacked Bosnia without approval of the U.S. congress or the U.N.His unitlateral action gave militant Muslims control of a country on the edge of Europe form which they can laundh terrorist attacks. Way to go, Billie.

Comment on November 14, 2008 06:49 pm

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132. beanieman

ZAGGAZAW.

SIM SIMMA PASS ME A HO FO ME WEINER WHO AM I DA BUSH MAN FAKE IN THE RUSH…OBAMA A BLACK FUCK.

BRAP

ZAGGAZAW

Comment on November 14, 2008 09:21 pm
133. Just a girl in California

One can only hope that this kind of thing dose happen in the next few years. Well lets just the Yes Men are physic…

Comment on November 14, 2008 09:27 pm
134. gfg

Giggle!

Comment on November 14, 2008 09:28 pm
135. beanieman

ZAGGAZAW?

Comment on November 14, 2008 09:28 pm
136. Mike Hunt

LOL are you *Tree Huggers* really this stupid? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Save room for Obamma&HisMomma though when his Birth Cert shows Fraud:)
Have a nice ACORN DAY :)

Mr Hunt

Comment on November 14, 2008 11:26 pm
137. Charlie

Has anyone noticed the date?
This is pure bullshit.

Comment on November 14, 2008 11:41 pm
138. Ean

conspiracy joke!? its not a joke its treason

Comment on November 15, 2008 07:53 am
139. Werner Wiltschek

Best idea i heard for years. We dont trust and cooperate with gangsters, liars, war profiteers and murderers. God bless america.

Comment on November 15, 2008 09:05 am
140. rickibobbi

hopefully Obama will be more like the westwing and the ny times will be more like this, smart, funny, without commercial breaks

Comment on November 15, 2008 10:41 am
141. Al

Boy…are you guys (most of you koolaid drinkers, anyway) ever in for a surprise!!!!

Comment on November 15, 2008 11:21 am
142. Tsu

George should get life, but Cheney and Rummy and Rove should be hanged.

Comment on November 15, 2008 03:15 pm
143. Paul

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!!

If only one of your stories becomes reality, it MUST be this one.

Republican administrations treat the crimes of their predecessors not as a ceiling but as the ground. They go beyond what their predecessors did because their predecessors did not suffer any significant punishment. If you don’t slap them down for it, they assume it’s OK and go one step further the next time.

Nixon was allowed to resign rather than being impeached, which was the beginning of the problem (it’s significant to note that Cheney served in that administration and got his ideas of a “unitary presidency”, aka “imperial presidency) there.

Under Reagan, VP Bush was allowed to get away with blaming his crimes on Reagan by saying he was “out of the loop” when in fact Reagan’s Alzheimer’s put Reagan out of the loop.

Unless Bush-the-stupider is punished for his crimes, the next Republican administration will be far worse and do far more damage.

Comment on November 15, 2008 04:33 pm
144. Ancolie

J’ai toujours détesté Bush ! Ce serait trop bien qu’il soit vraiment puni un jour…

Comment on November 15, 2008 04:51 pm
145. gberke

wow… nice piece of work! you stole a whole lot from the NY Times… I’ll be they’re going to be pissed :-)
It’s a bloody whole paper!!!!

Comment on November 15, 2008 09:07 pm
146. noman

Amazing how delusional liberals can be. President Bush will never be charged with High Treason - he did not make war against the United States.
Universal health insurance will never happen because there are too many factions involved. Lowering health insurance rates must start with tort reform. Malpractice judgments must be capped to have any hope. This will not happen because lawyers will fight and Congress is full of lawyers who will protect their own. If malpractice reform ever happens, insurance companies will need to reduce their rates, then the health care providers will need to reduce theirs. Not gonna happen. Getting the government involved will only make it worse. Remember Medicare? Medicade? Social Security?
Economic sanity will occur with LESS government not more.
Remember that President-elect Obama is bought and paid for just like the rest of them. He is no better and significantly worse due to lack of experience.
Welcome to the fist stages of socialism. I’m ordering my “Don’t blame me - I voted for McCain” sticker now before the rush.

Comment on November 16, 2008 12:06 am

some say cia killed kennedy…

the cia headquarters is named after bush sr…

change will not come anytime soon, they are using obama…

bush and the entire bush family will always be chillin….

Comment on November 16, 2008 12:32 am
148. Sah.

America You have delivered…… We salute you… :)

Comment on November 16, 2008 07:37 am
149. Anonymous

FBI’s gonna put everyone on their watch list now, see you all at Guantanamo, where I will be sure to shank you all… fags

Comment on November 16, 2008 09:42 am
150. Anita

This is soooo good! And Secretary of State Naomi Klein; the coup de grace! :)

Comment on November 16, 2008 11:01 am
151. Grampadave

Saddam’s regime in Iraq was a buffer against Iran and removing it gave Iran the ability to flex its muscles. Iraq and Iran have been sworn enemies since like forever. The U.S. has CREATED far more terrorists than there were
or would have been had it not occupied Iraq. Common sense has been extremely UNcommon throughout the past eight years and the U.S. has become the world’s biggest terrorist nation.

Comment on November 16, 2008 02:30 pm
152. dang

damn it grampadave. you stole what i was going to post.

Comment on November 16, 2008 05:22 pm
154. Mr Bush

There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world.

Comment on November 17, 2008 07:45 am
155. Secret Hangar

Hats Off to the GENIUSES behind this NY TIMES ISSUE!!

Comment on November 17, 2008 08:23 am

Congratulations!
Goord effort, well noticed in Germany. 2 month ago I filed a charge against the perpetrators of 9/11 including Mr. Bush. IMHO it is not only waging One war under false accusations, but all his wars are based on lies. Whatever your opinion is about that: let the courts handle the issue. Just take as a reminder: could Osama halt the interceptor system on 9/11? No. He could not even plan the 2 hours delay.

Comment on November 17, 2008 08:29 am
157. Gianfranco

“the fact that Jordanian, Syrian, Russian, German, British and yes American intelligence agencies all thought Iraq had WMD.” LMAO… You have to eat shit to believe that crap… Btu I guess that is what the media was giving ya…

Now… What happeend to a show called “Political Incorrect”? Why?

“137. Mike Hunt LOL are you *Tree Huggers* really this stupid? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Save room for Obamma&HisMomma though when his Birth Cert shows Fraud:)”
Another funny asshole

“138. Charlie
Has anyone noticed the date?
This is pure bullshit.”

Hey Einstein… It is a joke…

Comment on November 17, 2008 08:48 am
158. another liberal wacko

look, i know what i am. but what sort of liberal wacko would i be if–after essentially getting my wishes this past election–i turned around and waged verbal warfare on fellow americans? the tragedy of the left is its inability to persuade(that’s shakespearean, not greek, by the way). sure, we “know” we’re right, but can’t we be more productive about it than picking fights with veterans? if that’s the way “we” conduct our business than we definitely deserve some of the shit hurled towards the left.

aren’t there still issues which unite us? person A and person B may disagree about the facts/implications of the war but can’t they both agree that veterans should be treated with respect? really now.

as is often the case in history the rich and powerful few supress the masses by keeping them confused, scared, or bickering. don’t we ALL want to see better health care in this country? what about seeing jobs get created? don’t we want America to be energy-independent? don’t we all want a safe food supply? don’t we all want clean water to drink? there is basic shit that we all fucking care about and it just tears me apart to see corporate suits enlist government to divide and conquer like this.

we could do it too. if we were able to put our cynacism aside(ready? 1..2..3..go!) we could do it. America is the greatest place on earth, not because we’re the biggest or the strongest or because we play American football (go falcons). we’re the greatest place on earth because when we set our mind to something AS ONE NATION we fuckin do it.

per usual, this sort of sentiment will be shot down by divisive posters.

at least i tried…(and no, not just by posting here. i am a 26 yr old first grade teacher in a school that makes no pretense of leaning right. but somehow, amazingly, these kids do what us adults have forgotten: get along).

Comment on November 17, 2008 01:10 pm
159. Willie3x1942

Yeah, right. Impeach GeorgeII? For what? We have not been attacked since 9/11 and have foiled 30-40 schemes to do great damage and harm to the American people by Islamists since 9/11. Get your collective heads out of your assesets and smell the kawphy.

Willie

Comment on November 17, 2008 03:45 pm

[...] Bush is self indicting himself, and was refused to represent himself in the trail that he could face a potential death sentence but, Bush and his team of attorneys are seeking a triple life sentence without possibility of parole.  You have to read the rest of the story at The New York Times Here….. [...]

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161. tusk

WHY IS THE NEW YORK TIMES AND THE REST OF AMERICAN MEDIA IGNORING THE MOST IMPORTANT EVIDENCE AGAINST GEORGE BUSH IN THE HISTORY OF THE AMERICAN PRESIDENCY? WHERE ARE WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN WHEN WE NEED THEM THE MOST? THE WORLD IS WAITING FOR AN ANSWER. PLEASE PASS THIS WEBSITE. PLEASE DONT LET THIS DROP.

http://www.stealingamericathemovie.org

Comment on November 17, 2008 08:22 pm
162. maxgen

[18. Alice Leister: It’s funny thing about Bush’s conversation with Jesus Christ, but I have some doubt if Jesus would speak to Mr.Bush]

But Bush could fantasize Jesus spoke to him and act on it. Just as he probably did when Jesus “told him” to smite Iraq.

[44. DocDiggs: [Article III, Section 3 of the US Constitution defines Treason very narrowly is seems. “Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them [the United States]or in adhering to their enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort… Bush, et al, did not start a war against the US or, at least as we currently know, war aginst the US or give aid to anyone who attacked the US, so it appears that a charge of Treason could not be made.]

Outing a spy gives an enemy aid. Even if the spy is not active now, her association with people in the past and the information gained certainly could be used to our detriment.

[103. Ross “deregulation” Yes, deregulation caused the current economic crisis. It totally wasn’t the laws that forced banks to make loans to people who were otherwise deemed too high of a risk. The economists were obviously all wrong.]

Bank agents were selling subprime balloon loans to unsophisticated buyers with the line “why not? the payment isn’t any more than your rent.” There are always going to be dishonest folks selling defective goods. (for example, lead paint on baby carriers, cars with leaky gas tanks, complicated financial instruments). Laws should prevent fraud and theft, especially if we are going to be stuck with the bill. Uncle Sam (you and me) should not allow schemes where tax payers take the risk and the rewards go to CEOs, who essentially do not take any risk.

[115. Maggie O'Hurley I cannot believe the hate and vitriol that I ALWAYS see on the left! I hope you people get exactly what you voted for! ... Oliar ... illegal power grab ... lying little loser jimmy carter]

Congrats on taking the high road and avoiding the hate and vitriol. You speak with the same measured words as the heroes of the right, like Rush, Hannity, Coulter, Palin, McCain, etc.

Comment on November 17, 2008 08:50 pm
163. maxgen

[160. Willie3x1942 Yeah, right. Impeach GeorgeII? For what? We have not been attacked since 9/11 and have foiled 30-40 schemes to do great damage and harm to the American people by Islamists since 9/11.

1. Please give us reliable sources (from folks who haven't lied to us) for the 30-40 schemes.

2. Please tell us where the schemes came from. Were they from Iraqi terrorists who existed before we invaded and occupied Iraq and killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians?

3. Please provide ANY evidence that the Iraq war has done anything to prevent terrorism. No WMDs, no nuclear programs, no links with 9/11. (Before they used the war as a training ground for new Jihad recruits and we created a civilian base who hate us and support them).

4. Please estimate how much better off we would be right now if we had used 1/4 of the cost of the Iraq war to establish and lead a world-wide network (including all the folks who were so supportive of us before we went off on a rage) intelligence-policing network to ferret out and apprehend terrorists; and to strengthen our defenses at home in chemical plants, petroleum refineries, water supplies, ports, borders, infrastructure, etc. We could have used the other 3/4 of the sum for our health and schools and to keep jobs at home.

Comment on November 17, 2008 09:20 pm

This newspaper is a very poorly written piece of rubbish. If this ever mad anyone going for even a minute then heaven help them!

Comment on November 17, 2008 11:54 pm
165. FOREAL

Are these comments for real????

testing…

Comment on November 18, 2008 06:13 am

This news should be made to happen.

Comment on November 18, 2008 12:44 pm
167. George K

Bush’s crime is egregious, and his henchpeople should also be tried. However, we need to be imaginative in their punishment so that the contrition will really happen. The punishment should have a corrective and redemptive function and serve as a warning and example to the future.

So: when found guilty, George Bush should be sentenced to at least 5 years working in Iraq in some constructive capacity in order to rebuild the country. His wife and daughters should be encouraged to join him and volunteer in schools and hospitals or in some other capacity to win the allegiance and hearts of the citizenry.

Appropriate punishments should also be administered to Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld and George Tenent, as well as to other co-conspirators such as J8udith Miller who should be posted for at least 5 years in Bagdad.

Comment on November 18, 2008 03:04 pm
168. Michael revels

WHAT TOOK SO LONG?????

Comment on November 18, 2008 09:45 pm
169. Michael revels

WHAT TOOK SO LONG??

Comment on November 18, 2008 09:45 pm

Still too funny for words. Bush has already pardoned his actions and might have had the legality of it on his side, even if the morality of it isn’t on his side. Check out some of the documentaries on the Iraqi torture cases.

In any case, I’d prefer to see Bush Impeached and then jailed along with his cronies, so we keep it in this country, doing our own housecleaning.

@Iraqi War Vet - Keep your head up and be proud of what you’ve done. I may disagree with you, but I agree that we disagree and you have the right to be proud of your patriotism. This piece is a parody, and as such, it’s whimsical and an unreal fantasy of “what if” scenarios. Not unlike the “what if” planning you need to do for a mission. This “what if” is just too unlikely and not based in factual information.

Events of 9/11 indeed look like a conspiracy, and I hope that neither W nor his father in a hotel room with one of Osama Bin Laden’s relatives at the time of the attack, had any foreknowledge. If they did, or knew of the orchestration, then all be damned. I pray that it was just incompetence.

As for the parody… this is great. You just blew ONE thing.

You should have hacked the date for all the comments to add an offset so the comments would all start as of July 4th, 2009 and not November 2008. Shame on you for not catching that upfront.

Comment on November 19, 2008 05:42 am

For those who are unaware of the fact:
impeachment against Bush is already on the way, now in the congessional department of jutice. The isues #22 and 35 definitely name 9/11, most are bout murder, lying, high treason and so on. Thanks to Rep. Dennis Kuchinich! All the topics are discussed in the Japanese Parliament, see for Mr. Fujita, who is the leader of the biggest opposition party in Japan.

Comment on November 19, 2008 12:14 pm
172. raka
173. Gail Chambliss

I was glad to learn that the Martin-Begich-Franken act was upheld in the Supreme Court abolishing capital punishment in the USA. President Bush will now instead serve 6 life sentences with with no option for parole in a Texas maximum security prison (with Tyrone).

Comment on November 19, 2008 10:54 pm
174. ur dad

It’s A Fake U Retards.

Comment on November 20, 2008 03:31 pm
175. foxglove

The Republican Congress,Senate and Bush have committed a sin that is unforgiveable. Most reasonable people knew it was a lie from the very
beginning. I wonder how can these creeps sleep at night.

Comment on November 20, 2008 05:15 pm
176. soldiergirl

i was there…WHY

Comment on November 21, 2008 12:43 am
177. The Billster

Bwah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Comment on November 21, 2008 01:02 am
178. JerryTheShrimp

and everywhere in the world there was partying and dancing in the streets!

WOOT!!!!

Comment on November 21, 2008 06:39 pm
179. celina

If only it were real!!

Comment on November 21, 2008 09:10 pm
180. Deb

You people are fucking retarded. Seriously? How foolish will you look when Iraq turns out to be a peaceful ally in the Middle East in five years? How foolish will you look when your own wonder-boy Barack Obama takes credit for it and refuses to attack Bush anymore for the decision to go to war?

What a bunch of immature BRATS. FDR “lied” to get us into WWII with German, lied through his teeth and even imprisoned an American citizen to cover it up until the war was over, but I bet you don’t hold that against him right? But the majority of Americans opposed going to war with Germany, so that means he should have listened to them right?

Whatever, you people have no clue.

Comment on November 22, 2008 01:35 am
181. Albert Olofsson

This absolutly fantastic! I just cant wait to see the next story on the “Holohoax” and the rest of all bull about the WW2. Prescott Bush made his fortune during this time, GM manufactured the Ople Trcks for Hitler, The Rothschilds financed the whole play, the Warburg Family manufactured the Zyclon B gas etc etc Thank you everyone for being a part of this.

Comment on November 22, 2008 05:07 pm
182. Lindy

July 2009… can’t get here soon enough for me!
The whole world will be celebrating this verdict.
Truth,Justice and the American way will finally prevail.
(Love THIS version of the Times)

Comment on November 22, 2008 07:41 pm
183. Nemo

Imperial Hubris 2007_08_14__00_37_46_week_33_Tue_Aug_14_CEST
Perilous Hubris 2008_02_27__02_36_32_week_09_Wed_Feb_27_CET

Enjoy waterboarding in ‘em black sites
Forsaking revelation
Flying with the Tepper Aviation
Forced cell extractions and the whole paraphernalia of pseudo pecuniatic
rites

4 them plane spotters 2 see
Culture shocked - Whack
Ego down blow back
Up to the land of the free

Stored in the trillions of rows of database daytona
Long time standing attention slap
Before it blows: twist the cap
Like another some new inmate experiencing mood toner

How many langleys does the centralistic agency want to radiate us with
Too brave 2 inf3r
‘Em do divide 2 conqu3r
Until (no such) (agencies) switch from ECHELON 2 learn some decent riff

stop loss 2 overcome the overextention of supply lines
Looking 4 the dough not 4 them boyz
providing for girls scouting 4 toyz
precious things in guilded cages the traitor confines

There is a way out
Get yourself 2 another dimension
Pay close attention
Takes some clout

J.C. Fisher told me: cheers, this is 2 you
Maybe we will never disagree
But if we do, the hell 2 you
And this is 2 me

Comment on November 23, 2008 12:23 am
184. Nemo

YesMen, GO!

Comment on November 23, 2008 12:27 am
185. Reality Anyone?

Gianfranco, Been there Done That has a point and for you to ignore that which is fact is another symptom of that disease known as “liberalism”. Disagree with that which you don’t agree with, fine. I personnaly disagree with lots of what is written in various blogs. But I also appreciate a well thought out argument based on relevant facts and not the fantasy of some loon, left or right.

Comment on November 24, 2008 04:07 pm
186. Caroll Chute

This article seems to miss the point entirely.

Although George W. Bush may be guilty of terminal idiocy, the real villian in the piece is Dick Cheney, whom should be prosecuted not only for treason and war crimes, but for crimes against humanity. Cheney has been the real President for the last eight years, and Bush merely his unwitting (and un-witted) puppet.

Mr. Bush’s IQ appears, from all the available evidence, to be only slightly above that of the average floor tile, whereas Mr. Cheney’s machinations in pursuing, and hidden profiteering from, this war are the real crime. Both are the product of advanced intelligence motivated by the desire for unlimited personal power and gain without responsibility. In both, he has been profoundly successful.

The power gathered up by the Office of the Vice-President under Cheney’s management is unheard of in the entire history of America. Mr. Bush seems incapable of original thought on even the most simplistic and fundamental issues, not to mention his complete absence of speaking ability (he cannot even read text from a teleprompter without completely botching the job becausue he is unable to understand the language), whereas Mr. Cheney’s intelligence and self-interested machinations rival that of a fictional Bond villain.

Prosecute Cheney! There is no honoour or gain for the country in prosecuting the mentally deficient, but great advancement in everything from human rights to upholding the Constitution in prosecuting the real culprit here.
Teaberry

Comment on November 24, 2008 10:30 pm
187. H Jeffrey Dillon

“Don’t dream it….Be it” quote from Rocky Horror Picture Show, circa late twentieth century through early 21st century

Comment on November 25, 2008 06:17 pm
188. Albert Olofsson

ZeitGeistMovie.com -Addendum

Comment on November 26, 2008 11:30 pm
189. Gianfranco

Willie3×1942; Narzhole… The US didn’t had 30 or 40 Iraq attacks to report BEFORE Bush came to power… ASS HOLE!!!
Deb… so you say… Its ok to attack another country into submission just for one’s own country to gather more power? With your morals you better have a slow painful death delivered very soon…

185. I didn’t criticized Bryan, but I shall “every source” only meant media… No one else outside of the US believed it.

Comment on December 1, 2008 06:41 am

[...] of tuition at public universities, and the indictment of soon-to-be-former president Bush on charges of high treason. The poignant send-up, also available in an online version at http://www.nytimes-se.com, is a perfect [...]

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191. Ultan Finegan

WELL WELL WELL. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS. IS IT TIME FOR THIS TO BE DRIVEN FORWARD FOR WORLD ADMISSION AND ACKNOWLEDGMENT

Comment on December 2, 2008 07:21 pm

To those who feel Bush was just “doing what he thought was right,” why did he lie about it then? If you believe in what you’re doing you’ll assume others will be persuaded by the merits of your argument, and not have to resort to lies and fear-mongering. N’est-ce pas?

Comment on December 3, 2008 03:31 pm

He deserves life water boarding a few times A DAY.Him and his pal Dick,

Comment on December 5, 2008 01:20 pm
194. Dogstarr

Try to understand the reason why we fought this war, we need someone to go fight Iran. Iraq did this for us back in the 80’s, but the cost was too high for Sadam, so he ended the war and so ended his good relationship with our Military Intelligence. Iraq may end up being three countries eventually, but figure we’ll have at least the Sunnis fighting the Shiites both in Iran and Iraq (if necessary) before it’s really over. Looking back will help accurately predict the future. When it comes to the WMD’s, well I don’t think they really knew what was up with them, but figured he was still trying to develop WMDs not to attack us (Iraq never attacked us, not once), but to intimidate the Saudis and Iran and they didn’t want Iran to accelerate their nuke program out of fear that Iraq would beat them to the punch. Does it make a little more sense now? That said, I believe it would be a good idea to charge as many people as possible from the Bush administration with whatever crimes they’ve committed as an example to future administrations and to the rest of the world. I don’t think High Treason, or Murder are actually crimes that were intentionally committed, more stuff like leaking classified info, abuse of the Geneva Conventions, illegal wire tapping, and crimes that may have been committed for War Profiteering (the Bush family is the single biggest provider of bullets to the US Military and Cheney, of course, has Haliburton). It would be sad if there weren’t more charges as what kind of society are we if our laws aren’t applied to the highest officials?

Comment on December 5, 2008 01:47 pm
195. Atz

he deserves deportation to deserted island! i hate so much nepotism… :/

Comment on December 7, 2008 04:22 pm
196. Altha Rea

I am so happy we support the Yes Men.!!
This is the best newspaper I have read in years. Thank you for bringing a a good story to all the world. If only it were true.

Comment on December 14, 2008 10:51 pm
197. Gianfranco

If I were Muntadar al-Zaidi I would have done two things differently…
1.I would have made sure I had stepped in shit
2.I would have feigned a throw and aim at his face to hit him as he ducked down or got up again…
That would have been a shitsole for an asshole… But I guess all he meant in the heat of the moment was to express his hate towards this hateful person known as George W. Bush in a non-harmful way appropiate to his tradition.

Comment on December 16, 2008 03:59 pm
198. J Allan

Ok, seriously, George W. Bush is perhaps a bit of an evil guy in the face of the world, but really, who can argue that Dick Cheney isn’t more evil? Cheney is one of the key puppet-masters who I equate to the likes of Lord Seth or whatever his name is from Star Wars. Bush is merely Darth Vader.

More than Bush, I want to see Cheney charged with treason and war crimes. I f’in hate Cheney.

Comment on December 18, 2008 05:40 pm
199. Don't Call me Francis

Righteousness. Please organize an article of this nature for Cheney, for my amusement. Thanks.

Comment on December 19, 2008 12:27 am
200. BDelsol

I have quit HALLIBURTON my job to make ABU GHRAIB myself available IMPEACH CHENEY to be on the jury to WAR CRIMINALS convict the BUSHITLER MONKEY MAN who IDIOT gave me a weird form of STOLE ELECTION tourette’s. But now that Obama will pay for my mortgage and gas I don’t need a job anyway. FAILED, FAILED, FAILED POLICIES.

Comment on December 19, 2008 01:55 pm
201. David McGuire

President Bush has accomplished more positive good for the world than most of the people posting here have ever even thought about. Indeed, Bush has liberated more Muslims than any Muslim leader has ever even dreamed of doing. Now that the War on Terror has been won in Iraq, President-Elect Obama can take the credit for being opposed to the surge that allows him to take the credit for winning the War in Iraq.

This silly parody is made possible by the the Constitution of the freest and best country in the history of the world. The United States has accomplished more good and liberated more people from the evil than any country in the history of the world. Tens of millions of people around the world can be grateful that the United States helped to free them from the tender mercies of such brutal dictators as Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Saddam Hussein. We are still working on North Korea and Cuba, but the citizens of those countries will eventually breathe the air of freedom. Too bad that liberals and other assorted cranks son’t like it when the United States liberates people from evil regimes.

Comment on December 19, 2008 11:46 pm
202. Tournefor

I’m now waiting for the NYT to do a serious piece analyzing the various “writs of war” given by Congress in the Iraq War Resolution.

Do you think we will ever see a Times headline proclaiming ” Vast majority of Congressional rationales for invasion based on legislation and policies established pre-Bush”? or

“Congress cited its own 1998 legislation as rationale for the invasion of Iraq”? or

“Congressional Dems consulted with Clinton admin experts on WMD before authorizing the invasion.”

Comment on December 20, 2008 09:46 am
203. Leo Thomet

Cling to your fantasies, bedwetters. It will give you that same warm feeling.It’s easy to hate what you can’t understand.

Comment on December 20, 2008 03:46 pm

[...] done that they are not even funny - they are all too chillingly realistic.    But one of them, “Court Indicts Bush on High Treason Charge” had me in stitches.   I have no idea whether the person who wrote it intended it or not - but this [...]

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205. Mitchell

The comments here are ridiculous. I took this whole thing as a parody of NY Times poor editorial choices, and the ed. board’s lust list.

And those who know it’s parody, are all atwitter that it sounds so “good,” gee why can’t we do this, yeah!

99% of you have expose your own ridiculous delusions–we’re laughing at you, and this good parody.

Comment on December 21, 2008 02:27 pm
206. Anon

Hang the stupid bastard!

Comment on December 27, 2008 12:23 pm
207. Jeff

I completely love this parody.

BARACK IS A PUPPET— JUST LIKE BUSH IS A PUPPET.

I HOPE YOU’LL REALIZE IT’S THE NEW WORLD ORDER—THE ELITE ARE IN CONTROL.

THEY ARE NAZIS, AND THEY HAVE RUINED AMERICA.

they should be stopped because these headlines could be the headlines if people stopped all this left right bullsh*t. If a consensus of what’s right could be reached we could stop them. It’s time bring justice to Washington.

Comment on January 8, 2009 01:41 pm
208. Alec

Oh no, stupid liberals. Any thing that is against Bush is liberalism, or socialism.

I can’t believe people actually are calling the authors of this parody liberals.

Comment on January 13, 2009 11:15 pm

Maybe we should think of this front page as the to-do list for the next 8 years.

Comment on January 18, 2009 02:01 pm

[...] In that situation, Pres. Obama could take one of three ways around the case of prosecution being served against Pres. Bush Jr: [...]

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211. Majestic

That’s right Jeff, it’s so so strange to see Nazis and Zionist working together…

Comment on January 21, 2009 11:23 am
212. Danny

I do love how all these people seem to think that because they belong to a particular party they should execute the former leader of the other party now that they have control (not a scary thought at all). The definition of Treason under the Constitution is in fact not simply to not agree with the ideals of the democratic party. In fact the only people I can think of off hand who when taking power declare that the opposition or former ruling party have committed treason and must all be executed regardless of reality are communists (and of course Saddam’s Bath party). On a side note whoever wrote the article seems to have gotten some facts switched around (well probably most of them). It is believed that as many as 1 Million (1,000,000)Iraqis were murdered under Saddam’s reign over Iraq. Since the war started it is estimated that as many 26,000 Iraqi civilians have died total including those killed by American forces, Iraqi forces and terrorist attacks (obviously mostly from suicide bombings).

Comment on January 26, 2009 08:02 pm
213. tori2

Those of you who are US Citizens should be ashamed of yourselves to desrespect one of our presidents in this manner. When 911 occurred, everyone was out for blood and ready for war any war. Those in the millitary didn’t care where as long as they had war. I was against war from the beginning but when our country makes this decision we have to follow it. Now, you who wanted war had your war, except people were surprised that they fought back in the manner that they did. Anyone and I mean anyone, who studies history knows that when war happens the country goes broke. No one cared at the time, all they wanted was war. Americans got their revenge and paid the horrible price of losing eveything. Now, since men and women lost their lives it’s not so exciting. As for this next president, what makes him better? We are still at war. I don’t understand how Americans don’t realize we are in the same boat. War is War and guess what? We will remain and this will not stop until we stop having this next war. Wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment on April 12, 2009 10:07 pm
214. Hashim

Bush , Chaney and Ramesfeld have distroyed their country for the sake of their own personal goals . The people of USA will be paying the price for the next 50 years .

Comment on May 20, 2009 07:02 am
215. Dan

Bush deserves to be HANGED as well as those other traitors, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, et al. He’s going to be remembered as the WORST president in U.S. History…yeah, even worse than Jimmy Carter !

IT’S TIME TO TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK. Obama won’t do anything. WE must!

Comment on May 20, 2009 07:24 pm
216. nobodysaysBOO

“little george the repugnant” has never and will never tell any truth.

Comment on June 4, 2009 09:26 am
217. Shane

WTF? This kind of crap is retarded. The only way justice (true justice) will be done in this country is at the end of a loaded barrel. The whiney, liberal, sissies need to get with the program and prepare for the real contention plan.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Comment on June 4, 2009 09:34 am
218. KatzFreedman

Bush is the patsy, the “Oswald”, the scapegoat for AIPAC, PNAC, JINSA, ATL, ADL, LIKUD and the bankers who committed treason, war crimes, crimes against humanity, fraud, extortion, murder, mass murder, theft and a host of other Federal and State crimes.

If you want to get to the bottom of this, you are going to have to look at these organizations, and the specific men who did this, including 9/11, both US wars of aggression, and the aggression and war crimes of Israel.

I am convinced that Bush was beat up, at least two time by these men, the first “Pretzel” incident, and the second “Laura” incident. Both times, I am convinced that Bush attempted to stop them, and they reminded him who put him in office, and who was calling the shots.

JFK was murdered in broad daylight, in a crowd of admirers, under cameras by the same men. JFK refused Israel the bomb, and signed executive orders to print our own money and get rid of the Fed. He was murdered, and LBJ gave the bomb to Israel, and got rid of the executive orders and gave back our economy to the privately held Federal Reserve.

That was a warning to other Presidents, not to get too independent. Since then, every President has had to fund Israel, and fund the Federal Reserve, and their friends. Otherwise, they will get killed, snuffed, or politically assassinated.

9/11 was a Velvet Coup de etat.
9/11 is the Sword of Damacles, hanging over Israel’s head.

Comment on June 4, 2009 10:26 am
219. bobby mac

My, my, my. This has been a very interesting read. And also a very disturbing one.
When I started reading the article, I felt like I was falling into Alice’s “Rabbit Hole.” Bush Indicted????? Are you kidding me? By whom?
And then as I read more, the article started taking on an air of being from the Twilight Zone. Bush requesting he be indicted??? W T F ! ! !
And then I remembered ALL of the numerous Executive Signing Orders that Bush loved to sign off on and I thought “Does anyone recall that Bush has ALREADY built-in safeguards for himself against his ever being tried, much less convicted, for ANYTHING? The madman has already per-pardoned himself, boy and girls.
IF the article is correct and there is now a developing case against Bush for Treason, I would submit that by the time it’s all over with, everyone will have witnessed yet another “Bush slip-sliding away” act as he turns to laugh at all of us over his shoulder when he’s walking away. (Don’t forget, the Bush’s own a H U G E property in Paraguay that’s their ‘bolt hole.’ All junior has to do is hop on a private jet and inside of 20-minutes he’s outside of U.S. airspace on his way to balmy PG.)
If anything, it’s Cheney (and that should be spelled ‘Chainee”, as in ’shackles around his wrists and ankles’) that should be hung, shot, set on fire, thrown over a cliff - and then killed, by driving a wooden stake through his black heart.
But ya know what? It’s actually very refreshing to see so many people letting the ’scales fall from their eyes’ so that they can see, hopefully, that it wasn’t so much Bush & Co that wreaked so much havoc on the world - it was actually the world’s fault for letting those whack jobs get away with all they got away with for sooooo damned long.
So, America (or what’s left of it), take the lesson to heart - when you see people like Bush running around loose and trying to _uck everything up, just calmly walk over to them, put your hand on their shoulder, nod to them in understanding and THEN put a ‘cap’ in thier head ’cause THAT’s the ONLY thing you can do for a mad dog!
Better days are coming, folks. Have FAITH in yourselves.

Comment on June 4, 2009 10:35 am
220. george in Toronto

Bush gave the the go-ahead for the 911 attacks to occur.Bush was in office for about 8 months and noway the Israelies could have wired up the TNT that fast. The planning/funding of the attacks had to been approved by the Clinton Regime.
FYI: This NY atricle is bullsh!t and a Joke. Jr.Bush has the goods on Clinton and Israel hacks.
:^(

Comment on June 4, 2009 10:56 am
221. Muahaha

Russ Feingold is the liberal senator from Wisconsin not an Attorney General.

Funny how the senator Russ Feingold was allegedly indicting the President of the United States of America..

xDD I could of told ya right there it was a fake. Because the attorney general is Michael Mukasey

Comment on June 4, 2009 10:59 am
222. StructuralEngineer

Hey #7….. It’s no joke…bush and co. had the means, motive and opportunity to stage that false-flag attack on the U.S.
I have no doubt in my mind that controlled demolition was used to bring those three buildings down that day….
It shouldn’t come as a suprise to U.S. that these poor excuses for human beings in “our” gov’t. were capable of this… how else can the SON AND GRANDSON! of Hitler’s operative in the U.S. during WW2 become president of the U.S.?
It stands to reason that WE ALL have had a type of Un-American politics foisted on U.S. for decades.
You can look the bush crime family history up for yourself. It’s not gonna be on the Faux “news” site though…you need to get yourself into the National Archive… it’s ALL there.

Comment on June 4, 2009 11:21 am
223. George Wanker Bush

I would also like to file a lawsuit against the American government for supporting Israel - a nation that is against my Christian faith.

Comment on June 4, 2009 11:36 am
224. Lokis

me thinks there is a wee bit too much concern over the 911 incident - no one of significance perished that day - the war on terror and freedom that resulted - punishing Iraq for their support and turning on our former allies in Afganistan was written in bibical text for our great warrior president - Mr. Obama - only now is finding the war was just and has increased the effort - we should be doubling our defense budget and supporting our friends in the ME much more!! Cheney in 2012!

Comment on June 4, 2009 12:24 pm
225. poor richard

The author makes a compelling case……..now, who has the cojones?

PR

Comment on June 4, 2009 12:50 pm

[...] as I understand, and he also had messages sent from heaven…during his Presidency… Breaking News, World News & Multimedia George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States, was indicted Monday on charges of high [...]

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227. Hitler President of the JewSA

Americans are cowards! The evidence? Bush and the Cheney gang are still around and the new Obama gang finishes the destruction.

Sooner or later the World will deal with you!

Comment on June 5, 2009 06:22 am
228. Ray Olson

Apparently you folks on the far left actually believe the world is on the level.The day you wake up and see that there is no difference between any of them, will be the day you finally find some peace within. Just ask yourself one question; Do I really see a difference with the past and present administrations? They’ve both lied to us,they both have ignored campaign promises etc.,etc. So why not just accept it and get on with your lives.You’ll be happier and more likable.

Comment on June 5, 2009 11:49 am

[...] — but only if millions of us demand it, and finally force our government to do its job.George W. Bush Indicted for High Treason (Hoax from Fake New York Times) - WASHINGTON (AP) — George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States, was indicted [...]

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230. al

kill! kill! kill! Busch! Thats all you Busch haters think about. If you had half a brain you would really LOVE pres obama who would have you eating dog food fed to you by a muslim murderer, while he rapes your wife and daughter and subsequently cuts your head off. You are all liars and need to meet God. Never mind that you forgot the thousands of people Pres. William J. Clinton had killed in the Balkans completely unprovoked. The Millions that were Killed by the decree of Roosevelt on D-day and the subsequent years when Hitler NEVER

Comment on June 5, 2009 11:53 pm
231. al

Hitler NEVER attacked our soveren soil! Democrates, are just Marxist commies who use any LIE

Comment on June 5, 2009 11:55 pm
232. al

crappy website. Communist liar that is all that Barry O. is. God will Judge. God hates a respector of persons(racist) Rv. Jeremiah Wright! God hates the Liar (My uncle told me, no wait my dead mother told me, no wait my dead grandfather told me proove different) the prisoners were freed by my great uncle at auschwitz no wait it may have been at beuchenwalt (where ever that is.) Even though his Great uncle said he has NEVER discussed it with Barry.
Be careful that he who protesteth doth not land in the manuer and get infected with a disease God will not heal.

Comment on June 6, 2009 12:04 am
233. yankiputo

I can’t believe none of the comments in this disgusting spoof referenced the ludicrous pseudonym used by the author, mocking Spanish Judge Baltazar Garzon, who rightfully prosecuted crimes and dissapearings of Spaniards under dictatorships in Argentina and Chile in the 1970’s (both dictatorships friends of the US when in power)Bush has reason to fear Garzon, and god willing, will set foot inadvertedly in a country where he can be detained and extradited to Spain for the willful assassination of Jose Couso and Taras Protsyuk, if not for the genocide of more than a million Iraqis.

Comment on June 8, 2009 08:51 pm

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235. allison

what i don’t understand, is if this ‘paper’ is from july 4, 2009, why are some of the comments from 2008?

And… I love this, thank you. This paper makes Yoko and John’s “the war is over” look cheap.

Comment on July 10, 2009 11:49 pm
236. al delaney

say what you want bush is a war crimal plain and simple self admided

Comment on July 18, 2009 11:57 pm
237. jackie

If you put Bush in jail, how is he going to kill Bin Laden? I’ve heard he has been working on his aim with his illegal gun.

Comment on July 29, 2009 02:26 pm
238. JAG

LOL… I don’t think we can call it high treason, but I’m sure we can all agree he lied to the American citizens to get backing for the pursuit of “War” if that is what you want to call his actions. I believe the reasons behind this war are far more complex than just Bush…. It is just like the news that we hear on t.v. We are entertained and the truth normally is distorted in some way or not told at all. Ex: I didn’t know that Exxon was apart of the problem with the wetlands being distroyed in New Orleans and as a result of the missing wetlands the hurricane was more likely to penetrate New Orleans. We elect people to look out for our best interests and it seems that we are all accountable as well.

Comment on July 29, 2009 10:29 pm
239. JAG

Oh, and I just wanted to say we aren’t FREE.. we have privileges that are being regulated and oppressed. It is easy for us to oppose everyday the things that are going on…. so, please enlighten us on exactly how we speak out about the injustices when in NY there was a small march to practice freedom of speech and the police stepped in and arrested protestors that were not breaking the law but exercising their “Freedom of speech” Everyday there is a reminder that we have privileges not freedom and if we try to exercise a freedom we are reminded it is a privilege. So, I think we realize the situations we are facing, but we have to determine how to end the privileges and get back our freedom.

Comment on July 29, 2009 10:39 pm
240. John Charles

It seems to me between 911 the war and these settlements USA is gonna be in a very deep hole finacially,,,resolve take the money entirely away from the entire BUSH family investigate whomever stood to gain by these disasters and strip them of all funds and look into charging them as well…lets clean house and fix this issue once and for all …send a message so it never happens again…let the man off or allow him to keep funds and he wins anyway by destoying country by the way he was likely following orders from the bildenburgers so look into any money passed between them …maybe we can charge and reclaim our monies from those guys as well….hope these comments are read by someone looking into the case.
May the peace of God be upon all those that accept such.
John

Comment on August 8, 2009 07:21 pm
241. Anonymou

holy shit! is this article for real? i havent heard this anywhere else

Comment on August 11, 2009 08:59 pm
242. Anonimo

Is this really happening? Im from Mexico and TV shows or news are not communicating this.

Comment on September 2, 2009 10:35 pm
243. L D Smith

A total and COMPLETE hoax

Comment on September 8, 2009 10:49 am
244. Ben Johnson

Only a total ass would write such garbage. You sir are a very liberal idiot!

Comment on September 8, 2009 05:29 pm

that was so not neccessary….

Comment on October 1, 2009 06:38 pm

that was so not neccasary…

Comment on October 1, 2009 06:38 pm
247. ready

finally

Comment on October 13, 2009 11:30 am
248. neo1233

Impair the well-being of one’s own country through allegience to another; giving comfort and aid to the enemy of one’s government. It seems that bush should be tried for treason as he sent our troops off to war to protect freedom in iraq, while propogating the takeover of the US through his statements condoning illegal immigration (radical illegals that feel Texas, Arizona, and California are rightfully theirs would want to overthrow our government). Thereby his allegience or sympathy towards would constitute giving aid to the enemies of one’s government. On a moral note, the ads paid for by the government with different nationalities of foreign decent stating “I am an American” with increased allowance for the hiring of foreign nationals to the detriment of US Citizenry would constitute a lack of regard for the people he had been elected to represent ( doesn’t fit nicely under the pat definition of treason, but is a contributory element showing intent).

Comment on November 9, 2009 05:19 pm
249. neo1233

Keep in mind that the Carlisle Group manufactured equipment for the war machine, and George senior held some type of ownership in the company from what I’ve heard.

Comment on November 9, 2009 05:22 pm

good. thank you.

Comment on November 14, 2009 10:24 am
251. javid.bagheri

why is busch jr. not also being indicted for sex crimes pedifile sex offences for having the military take pictures of minors giving blow jobs
in abu grave prison for his own personnal sexual desires. His dad was the best president in history

Comment on January 29, 2010 04:44 pm
252. javid.bagheri

i will never vote for a drunk, cocaine addict and pedaphile sex offender again. he is truly sick when he says he wont answer the question regarding cocaine because someone will just ask more questions. I know that if i were asked if ever used cocaine, my answer would be no. Its obvious he uses coke look what he did to our country. Only a person with such perverse sicknesses could have done a job as bad as he did

Comment on January 29, 2010 06:45 pm
253. Claudine Willis

George W. Bush will continue to smile, speak softly and hang onto God as his guide and mentor. He doesn’t need to be forgiven for his sins because, if the truth were known, he doesn’t think he’s committed any. What can we do about a war-mongering sinner like Bush? Nothing. He’ll be judged at the “Gate.”

Comment on February 15, 2010 01:26 pm
254. Kildar

Give me one thing Bush did involving his “Illegal war” that Obama hasn’t.
I dare you.

Comment on February 27, 2010 10:41 pm
255. Solis

Umm…Invade a country on false pretenses?

Comment on March 9, 2010 09:16 pm
256. bideIt

Can all you liberal progressives please shut the fuck up now about the ‘LIES and DISTORTIONS’ of Fox News? You’re missing the Big story on the fake Wall Street Journal site about how American conservatives kicked the asses of all you whiny pricks. It’s a must read.

Comment on March 31, 2010 03:37 pm

…of course they should spend their lifes in prison. I mean actually no one should get killed by an other human.
word!

Comment on April 20, 2010 06:55 am
258. Texas

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Comment on May 15, 2010 12:22 am
259. Willothewisp

Read TranCe-formation of America OR UN-shackled mind to discover that ALL of the above subjects of conversation are filthy paedophiles, coke/heroin users, human traffickers, self serving tyrants and so much more! As are ALL the top people of the world including the Pope, HRH, the Bilderbergers, CFR, NWO, WHO, NAAFTA, ETC! ETC! ETC! all under the watchful EYE of the Black Pope! EVIL RULES THE WORLD!

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