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After Withdrawal Peace Spreads to Conflict Zones Worldwide

Leaders Worldwide Scramble to Follow American Lead

In the wake of the U.S. withdrawal from Iraq and Afghanistan, government leaders and warlords in conflict zones worldwide seemed to be falling over themselves to pledge peace.

FRED WOLFF

FRED WOLFF


The President of Sudan declared an end to hostilities in Darfur. “We are modern, or at least we live in a modern world, near modern countries like the U.S. And like the U.S., we understand that blood cannot be the path to benefit, whereas peace can be.”

In the Congo, where 45,000 people continue to die every month, dwarfing the toll in Darfur, reactions were more muted. “If the strongest country on earth can face not getting everything that it wants, I guess we can too,” said Laurent Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo. “Now that the U.S. is facing its responsibilities in Iraq, what if Americans start doing that here in the Congo? We’d better clean up our act.”

In Sri Lanka, Somalia, Columbia, the Kashmir, Chad, and elsewhere, fighters on all sides of the conflicts there pledged to take the U.S. withdrawal to heart. “We cannot continue this way,” said one tribal leader in Somalia, who wished to remain anonymous. “The time has come to learn foreign policy just like the Americans.”

In Belgium, Walloons and Flems promised to cooperate. “We’ve been idiots, like pinheads from outer space,” said Filip Dewinter, leader of the secessionist Vlaams Belang. “If America is a real country, so is Belgium. They’ve shown us how to behave.”

5 Comments so far ...

1. Friedrich Brandi

International Policy - fake NYTimes

Seriously, you are far too much focused on the US. Besides your wonderfull optimism and the lough I had the only positiv thing about your project is that it makes people think, talk and discuss.

The problem I am having is that all you propose is not focusing on the cause of everything, but on the visible effects. The problem we are having on our planet is not just an US problem, it is a problem within the political structure of our planet.

Politics are helplessly lost in the competition between national states. All they are aiming for is to get the financial market pumping as much money as possibile into their country -that is also what their voters want. Like in game theory we are in a prisoner´s dilemma. (e.g. If one country lowers taxes to attract the capital then another counrty will lower the taxes even more -I mean taxes the capital has to pay, not taxes the people have to pay).

The only way to get out of this dilemma is to change the rules of the game which is played. We must implement worldwide justice laws. And we can only do that (in my opinion) in a federal world state.

Wether this is the right way I am not sure (I am still to young to judge), but in the future we must definitely be deciding global issues on global politics level (not like now with G8 or G20 or whatever institution without any sovereignty), therefore I ask you to support the unpa-campaign: unpacampaign.org/

Sorry, but I had to tell you this.
So if you really want to change the world:
1st change the people (what you did)
2nd change our political system (what in my opinion you did not even think about)

ps: India and china together make up 35% of the world´s population -wake up america.

Comment on November 13, 2008 06:05 am
2. Matthias

You are right, much more has to be done by all humans, but the US has been undeniably a major role model for many nations around the world. The effect on others behind trusting peace and going unfamiliar, perhaps “unsafe” ways cannot be underestimated. The US still has quite a lot of potential in that direction, and the hope to be a good role model after all these devastating years is clearly up since Nov 4. Now we need to hold the new administration accountable to their promises, but they can only do it with our help.

Comment on November 13, 2008 12:38 pm
3. Gianfranco

Almost brought the “naïvete” card again… But I will just bring the “US-centric” card now… LMAO… So much like a comic book, without the comedy…

Comment on November 14, 2008 04:39 am
4. Bryan

ahaha, warlords wont stop fighting just cause the US pulled the troops out. Sunnis will continue to hate the Shiites, warlords will continue to fight with each other. The only way to get peace is through war.

Comment on November 21, 2008 11:32 am
5. Gianfranco

Nope Bryan, the only way to get peace aint through war… What do you do for virginity? Fuck? What you do to reach a higher altitude? You dive? Use the same neurons that allow you written communication… War can only be defeated by defeating its causes… Call it religion, call it ambition, call it need of survival, call it whatever it might be, but war is not the cause of war but it aint the solution either.

Comment on December 5, 2008 05:31 am
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